Welcome to Technical Support
This is the place to get help with technology problems, maybe. We have staff, somewhere, who know things, probably. The contact information changes often, so just try clicking links until something works. We do not provide specific instructions, as true problem-solving should be intuitive.
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Current Tech Staff Schedule
*Availability is subject to the mood of the on-duty technician.
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